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There's only one way to earn a spot in the Retinal locker room.

You have to show up earlier than everyone else, stay later than everyone else, work harder than everyone else, and you have to set up the damn chairs.

Jay O'Neal earned his spot.

Alexander Lincoln says the locker room is full, and he plans on sending the rookie back to training school with his tail between his legs.

Is Jay O'Neal really that guy? We gonna find out.

Retinal presents… THE CARNIVAL COMETH

📍 All Good Beverage Co, Birmingham, AL
📅 September 12
🚪 Doors: 5:30 PM | 📼 Demo Tapes: 6:30 PM | 🔔 Main Card: 7:00 PM
🎟️ Front Row: $25 | 2nd/3rd Row: $20 | 4th-8th Row: $15

Link to tickets in bio.

The Natural Born Shooters have made it very clear.

They're not showing up to Retinal presents… THE CARNIVAL COMETH.

Maxwell says "stop playing games and TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!"

📍 All Good Beverage Co, Birmingham, AL
📅 September 12
🚪 Doors: 5:30 PM | 📼 Demo Tapes: 6:30 PM | 🔔 Main Card: 7:00 PM
🎟️ Front Row: $25 | 2nd/3rd Row: $20 | 4th-8th Row: $15

Link to tickets in bio.

music by Kevin McLeod

Retinal presents… THE CARNIVAL COMETH

Jackie Thad survived the Natural Selection longer than any other entrant. He earned this opportunity.

The Natural Born Shooters said they are NOT coming to Birmingham in September 12.

📍 All Good Beverage Co, Birmingham, AL
📅 September 12
🚪 Doors: 6:00 PM | 📼 Demo Tapes: 6:30 PM | 🔔 Main Card: 7:00 PM
🎟️ Front Row: $25 | 2nd/3rd Row: $20 | 4th-8th Row: $15

Link to tickets in bio.

Retinal presents… THE CARNIVAL COMETH

All Good Arena is booked.

Travel accommodations are booked.

Hotels are booked.

The Natural Born Shooters are booked… but they have made it very clear that they will not be in attendance on September 12.

We expect an expletive laced tirade response from Maxwell in the next few days.

📍 All Good Beverage Co, Birmingham, AL
📅 September 12
🚪 Doors: 6:00 PM | 📼 Demo Tapes: 6:30 PM | 🔔 Main Card: 7:00 PM
🎟️ Front Row: $25 | 2nd/3rd Row: $20 | 4th-8th Row: $15

Link to tickets in bio.